Ever wondered what happened
to the love after you breakup? Where does it all go? Is there a place where it’s
converted to hateful messages and awkward behaviour? How did he and you end up
at this valley? Do we all have to face the music someday or is there really
something known as a smooth breakup out there?? Can this just be another myth?
Having been through my fair share of relationships
with Indian men oops…Indian boys (the ones I dated can definitely not be called
men, when I say this I don’t mean physically but there mental age).I can
hypothetically propose the opinion that they may make good boyfriends but lousy
ex-boyfriends. I started rather late on this “bf-path”, my first actual
relationship, can have said to begun in my first year of post-graduation (: P…
I was busy studying before that.). A typical (extra) tall, dark Indian guy,
things were fine till I began to see no future because of the apparent
mismatch in all possible ways(PS: even physically I’m 5’2”, healthy and
wheatish) I decided it was time to AXE this relationship before things got too
serious(believe it or not you guys always do). This decision of mine made all
hell break loose, and then was followed by the series of predictable male
homoerectus indiana behaviour, which I like to call the ‘AOS (AXED OUT
SYNDROME)’. The symptoms of which are astonishingly long and grammatically
incorrect messages and mails, calls at hours when one should be sleeping (if
not otherwise pre-occupied ;)… ), linking you with any male name that you could
have ever possibly mentioned from saif ali khan( sorry kareena.. but wow good
catch) to the newspaper guy(I’m too sleepy in the morning to even notice that
it was a guy!!!), ranting about how you are a BITCH to mutual friends, who
truly are the casualties of war because the cant agree or disagree and hence
have to fall prey to the vocabularily
challenged
disease called the ‘HMM SYNDROME’.
Well I have personally experienced both ends
extensively of the ‘bitched to & bitched about party’ so has good knowledge
of what gets said and done. However, it would be harsh of me to judge such an
exponentially large and varied number of Indian men cause of just because of one person.
Passing through my days I met a guy that defied the
holy law of break-up by Indian men. It seemed an entirely new species had been
born, why isn’t this fastly diminishing species being protected and
conserved??? (PS: im an environmental science student). He was an (extra) cute tall
engineering guy. When I broke up with him(reasons unnecessary*). I was all
ready for the mental 3rd degree torture of the highest level, him
being a guy from it-bhu (PS: to the girls- ‘guys from here are not only a catch
but wow cute.. n hell hot , phew!!). But he turned out to be a revolutionary
not in any field of science but in the field of break-up and things were back
to surprisingly normal in not more than a day and now we are friends(yes.. its
possible). So I guess this ‘smooth breakup thingy’ may in real exist!!!
So the hypothesis could be that: the love isn’t lost
but merely transformed from one form to another, like energy in the first law
of thermodynamics.
I guess there is a system of measurement through
which you can easily convert the love to hate (incomplete conversion) or love
to friendship (complete conversion). This system of measurement depends on the
individual species of men you are dating. I cannot say how your break-up
episode maybe but what I can surely say is that no two would ever be the same.
So just because one relationship went ugly is not reason for all too get dirty.
So my dear dear girls, date and date well, and you
never know you may just find your MR.RIGHT on the road to BREAK UP ALLEY..
Result: a smooth break up is not a myth but getting
one easily is.
